*taps mod mic* Hello, hello, is this thing on?
Excellent. FEAR ME, PITIFUL HUMANS... no wait, this is the mod channel for what again?... so, little chance of the pitiful humans chat working then. No matter. Start as you mean to go on. Expansion to global domination later. Work with what you've got. This, apparently, is what I've got.
Ahem. FEAR ME, PITIFUL HUMANS. This week's challenj is BERRIES. It was proposed by the marvellous donutsweeper, to whom all complaints must be directed. It's the perfect time for such a challenj. Summer is ending and autumn is just barely beginning, and the fruits lie heavy and ripening deliciously on the vine. I'm told that they are also available in our many supermarkets. Berries! They're what's good for you.
Submit to me your recipes for something to do with BERRIES or suffer the consequences, fools.